Two Days...

...Two poopy carpet incidents. Yes, TWO. And Target was out of the spot cleaning machines. And potties.

ARGH!!!!

Will today's naptime will complete the triple crown?? Watch this space. And if you see any news items tonight about a biology professor/housewife in southern california going absolutely off her rocker, you'll know it's me.

Advice to parents and pet owners

You really need one of these. And tonight I'm going to buy one of these (thanks Erin!). Oh, and this stuff works well on non-feline sources as well. Geohde should probably get twice as much of everything for dealing with twins.

Sigh. Another day in the potty training grind.

PS. DD and Erin, I am stewing on a post of my own about resentment issues so as not to completely hijack your comments.

We interrupt this blog's total silence to bring you...

... an e-mail I just sent out to a few friends and family.

Subject: Toddler available for adoption

Vital stats: 2.5 years old, female, 38" tall, 37 pounds
Recently demonstrated skills: liberally smearing self (and parents' bedroom carpet) with contents of diaper
Toddler available for immediate pickup. Hell, her mother will deliver anywhere in the world.
Also available: one similarly decorated book (her Dad's; sorry, dear) and one similarly decorated tube of lip balm. And empty diaper.