... an e-mail I just sent out to a few friends and family.
Subject: Toddler available for adoption
Vital stats: 2.5 years old, female, 38" tall, 37 pounds
Recently demonstrated skills: liberally smearing self (and parents' bedroom carpet) with contents of diaper
Toddler available for immediate pickup. Hell, her mother will deliver anywhere in the world.
Also available: one similarly decorated book (her Dad's; sorry, dear) and one similarly decorated tube of lip balm. And empty diaper.
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7 comments:
So....we should assume that you are keeping busy?
Um...ick. And a plug for a Bissell handheld spot cleaner--we use it almost as much for the kids as we did for the dogs.
Though it sounds like a spot cleaner might be a tad too wimpy for the job you were given.
Ah.
Fingerpainting with the limited materials available, I see...
J
Dang. If I didn't already have one or two of this model, I'd be able to take this one off your hands.
Your icky, icky hands.
LOL...reminds me of my younger sister who thought it would be funny to open her diaper and eat a turd. My mother chased her around and around our dining room table- but not before that turd got smeared all over it.
Oh my, no fun at your house right now, huh? Just think though... Soon you'll be in a diaper-free house! Oh, no wait... You have to do this all again. Ha!
Sorry, not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you. My hubby and I are considering going for #2. I can't imagine...
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Not good!
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